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Movie Review #13 XXX: The return of Xander Cage

Ok I snuck in my usual. Mike and Ike’s. This will not be a long review. What you see is what you get with Vin Diesel. I purposely saw this in 3d because I wanted to fill my blood lust this week. It is what it is. I knew the plot was going to be dumb and Vin Diesel’s acting is never good, but so what? This is the best D+ movie that I’ve ever seen. Hahahahahahaha. The action was great and unnecessary, and the story line was typical. Eye candy, guns, hot chicks, Filipino Assassin’s, Eye candy, Planes, explosions, unrealistic gun fights. Wow what a waste of money. But you knew that Tareau. You knew that. This move would of received a higher grade but it felt like the Fast and the Furious of the sky. Ladies if you love Vin Diesel go see it in 3d because his muscles will be all in ya face. 😔😒. Fellas, if your in to really pretty, model, skinny chick’s, this is the movie for you. (Spoiler ICE Cube Comes Back) Yawn*

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Born and raised in San Francisco, Ca, I've been a local sports fan for about 26 years now. Have a passion for the 49ers, Giants, Warriors. Have a respect and a disliking (hahaha) for the Raiders and A's. Following Cal and Stanford College hoops, College football, NFL, WNBA, and NBA. Will be giving you perspective from a young black male growing up here in the bay area. Holding no punches. Hope ya'll enjoy

7 thoughts on “Movie Review #13 XXX: The return of Xander Cage Leave a comment

  1. Wow! For $12.50 for an early show I’d be sneaking in snacks too. Although in our tiny town the early show is $2.50 before 10 am and $3.00 before noon. Thanks for the review. 🙂

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